Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here...

For years, scholars of the ancient world have wondered what became of the lost nomadic tribe officially referred to as Expleticus Deletedicus.

Then, during a dig in 1922, it was discovered that: "They had rocked all the ancient empires of Earth on down to the grizound. They rocked Atlantis so hard, y'all, it ain't never been found."

More undead than Dick Clark, and cursed with the funk of five thousand years.
Here Come the Mummies. Proceed at your own risk.

"Dirty Minds" by Here Come The Mummies is in the new Sony Pictures movie Fired Up, which is in theaters February 20th.

 

Check out the new schwag in our store. Now, all the shirts from the shows are available online. Plus, the thongs are back ... in 2 colors!

 

I know, it's about time, but we have finally added some new pictures to our photo gallery, and while we were at it, we posted some lyrics as well.
 
Well, while your here, look up and to the right ... not at the ceiling, Bobo, at our nav bar. We have added a message board for you to post questions, opinions and your deepest fantasies. Think of it just like the Penthouse forum.