The Cowbelt
$149.99*** YOU ASKED FOR IT!! We Made another batch. Get 'em while you can.***
After years of nerdly, non-scientific study in the depths of a Peruvian research cave, we at Bandage Laboratories have developed the ultimate "Thrust to Decibel Converter."
We proudly introduce for public gyration .... THE COWBELT!
These are the first 100 factory produced CowBelts, so get them while supplies last.
The construction features:
- All metal parts on the donging bits .
- Fiberglass plate and cup to protect your delicates.
- Adjustable Nylon waist belt.
- Contact your physician for grooves lasting longer than 4 hours
- Cowbell taken from actual Tibetan prayer cows.**
It is time, kids ...."Put some dong in your gong!"
The COWBELT is a high-quality, durable instrument... the very instrument played by HERE COME THE MUMMIES on stage and refined over many years of intense, rythmic abuse served up repeatedly by incredibly funky and outrageously libidinous Mummies.
*Not even sort of true.
