Attack of the Weiner Man

CHORUS:
He's coming for ya,
he's gonna get ya.
Attack of the wiener man.
He's coming for ya,
he's gonna get ya.
Attack of the weiner man

Verse 1:
Late at night, when the bar's are closing
The alcohol takes its toll and
the drinkers need their favorite vendor
(A tasty treat of Sausage Splendor®).
Little man behind the cart,
the police can't catch him, ‘cause he's way too smart.
The smell of mustard and a big umbrella
(Hot Dog Man's got the perfect cover)

CHORUS

Verse 2:
He waits all patient out in the street.
All the honeys want to sample the meat.
He can't help but relish the fact
(The Foot Long® Keeps you coming back).
Once you're feeling safe and cool,
that's when the wiener man makes his move.
Mm-m-Mm-M-M-M-M-M
(you can't scream when your mouth is full)

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