- Guitar, Vocals -

Mummy Cass is always stuffing his face in the back of the bus while on tour. He was found buried in a great deal of clothing, including a strange material similar to modern day parachute pants. Aside from his groovtastic talents, he has the uncanny knack of running across great tracts of land.

- Drums, Vocals -

Known for shaking without cessation, Eddie has returned from the dead after accepting an offer of two tickets to Paradise. Eddie, known for his business sense and ferocious abacus skills, was selected as the drummer because he had more fingers than all the others (a staggering 8!). Nevertheless he is missing one thumb and is quite sore about it.

- Bass, Vocals-

K.W. 'Big Bomb' Tut is the most affluent of the mummies and is considered to have one of the best 'ears' in town because his have been attached for 4025 years now. He was found buried with 13 cats, four camels, an early ornament resembling a BMW emblem, a partridge and a pear tree.

- Percussion, Vocals -

Java (born 1974 B.C. as J Mummy Love) is a lover not a fighter, and despite being dead, he has insatiable urge to get down. In fact, it is rumored that he was not found buried alone, but rather awkwardly intertwined amongst a harem. To regulate Java's libido, the other mummies have resorted to keeping a George Bush doll in his pants at all times.

- Trumpet, Vocals -

Oozie Mummy is the next youngest member of the band, at a sprightly 3958 years. He is buying the Valley of the Kings back one pyramid at a time, when he isn't busy signing autographs or playing his trumpet (he gave lessons to Gabriel, by the way).

- Keys -

Spaz Mummy is coming to give your black and whites a good going over. Hold still, this may take a while. Get with this, y'all, he was the first gynecologist ever. No lie. He had the most famous fingers in the Delta. It's taken him two thousand years to buy them all back.

- Sax -

Mummy Rah is no ordinary dead guy, for he has the ability to play anything one can blow into. He is known to roam the barren lands in search of tasty morsels and tastier company with his twin partner in funk, Slide.

- Sax -

The Flu is a solo master. He may lead everyone to the temptations, but the journey is undeniable. When getting down, all in witness cover their mouths, cuz nobody blows like The Flu.

 

- Trumpet -

 Even better than Jenna Jameson or that girl sophmore year, this brother can blow. Each burst will nearly split your pants from stem to stern, while you're simultaneously squealing with uncertain fear and grinning from ear to ear. Teste Verde earned named when he was found, perfectly preserved in a mound of shaven camel pubes, parts of him were so young, they were still green.

- Trombone -

This mummy is one bad mama jama! With the slightest flick of the wrist, Slide can shake the foundation of even the sturdiest damsel. Smooth and funky with dance moves to boot. When it's time to move, just Slide. And watch out, this one has been known to pull out his conch on stage.

 

- Sax -

Beware the stroke of Midnight. He is for whom the bell tolls, but do not be scared for he is so damn nice. Though wear a bib when in his company, for you may drool and tremble in funky wake.

- Sax -

He's big, he's rich, and he's got an ancient horn. He's Maximum. OK, so maybe he's not so big, or rich, but his sax is made of the original Star of David. If his sound was breakfast, it would be sultry hotcakes, with smooth molasses, and soulful grits ... with a bagel on the side.

- Trombone -

Come on ya'll, take a smooth flight on BoneAir. Despite the occassional turbulence, you'll be so glad you did!

- Sax -

Devo's remains were scattered in 8 red, mulit-level hats. It is believed that he was whipped before being buried in a coal mine. Devo was relegated to sax because he didn't have enough fingers for his native instrument--the keyboard. Devo was found buried with two bags of legos, and an early artistic rendition of what appears to be Gilligan.