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The Pole
Well we need to make sure that one of the newest members of our little family gets a thread again. We just met the Pole and want to keep him here. Remember he is the toasty looking fella......Love ya Pole and can't wait to see you in person. Oh and Errrrrr!!!!!!
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no love for the pole? I love you....
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I have never had the chance to see the Pole in person, but toasty marshmallows are yummy, yes indeed!!
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Nope. I can't do it without exploding.

So, Michelle, how is it you have kids if you're never seen the Pole in person?

I tried not to say it... I really did.

Crux = Epic Fail.

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Oh Crux....too funny.....but is there a law that says you HAVE TO SEE THE POLE....?
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Not seeing it isnt an issue but not feeling it is.................
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YES! LJ knocks it out! Many nights have gone by without seeing The Pole. In fact, when done right, I almost never see the Pole! I know he's around, but my eyes are usually rolling in the back of my head rather than staring at him.......
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Yes I just saw The Pole has joined us.....Yea!!! Also see another thread was made for him which. So just means he is extra special.
Sorry IMJ I beat you to him. Way back on 10-13-10.
Dear Mr The Pole since you look like you are on the toasty side I have a feeling you could stay busy this winter keeping your fans warm. You ever been to the top of Texas? ;) Oh and to steal from a good friend of mine. "Hi! My name is Oz."
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Oz he will have no trouble keeping fans warm cause he is hot! ;)
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OK now they are gonna have to stop this. In OkC (next show for me) I had a wish list....The regulars but with Midnight and Ramses. Now I want Mr The Pole. And if Midnight is there that means either Mr the Flu or Rah is not there. Then of course we need KW especially for Feng Shui. Oh the humanity!!!!!
Only way to do this right is have the following line up: Java, Cass, Eddie, Spaz, Teste Verde, Oozie, Rah, Mr the Flu, Bucking Blanco, Midnight, Ramses, Mr the Pole, and KW TuT. With this many on stage it better be a big stage. Just the thought of all of them is enough to give a person a stroke...a stroke of Midnight....DING DONG!
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Imagine that show if you can...it's about to make my head explode!
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when/if i win the lottery i will book a show insisting on all 13 mummies
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the greatest thing in the History of the World!!!! Only one other thing would be as good or almost as good.....if Mr the Pole would actually post something in his thread. I can dream......
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he will now thats its been found and out of the box
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Complete sell out the min they post it.........you know it. I dont care if the venue is in Ten Buck Two, you know we would all be there....oh the sounds, the music, the eye candy,.......oooooooooohhhhhh....
OK maybe in reality it would be a bad idea.......but the thought isnt..:)
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*like*
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did look for this i thought there was one. i deleted mine no sense having 2. sorr Mr. The Pole my attention span is that of a fly i can only keep track of one Pole.
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Too funny IMJ....only can keep track of one pole.....that is priceless.
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leave it to me and my un-natural talent
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wanted to learn to pole dance...perhaps I will get that chance.
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Pole Dacing .....can I join you Grizz?!?!?!?
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Oh yes, I hear it is always better with two on one.
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definitely add me as a third. Thats a pole dance I would love to learn
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You got it. Can I interest anyone else out there to join in. Pretty sure that would make a fivesome...ohhh that sounds fun!!
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I would love to be a part of the Pole dance. As usual I will start my Pole dance around the ankles and work my way UP.
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You would have to stand on your tippy toes to touch his knees.... You would need a step ladder to reach the undercarriage. I'm just sayin'.
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Whats the best song to play while doing this "Pole Dancing"...anyone have ideas?
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Does the May Pole Dance have a theme song? I'd suggest that for this dance you are having! Oh, and choose your material to wrap this Pole in carefully! It could double your entertainment. Just sayin.....
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http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz227/kwhite2830/Chatty/pole.jpg
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Ramses was suppose to be in Chatty but I was very pleasantly surprised to see the Pole in action ... nice. Very nice.
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Been reading some of the old stuff in this one's thread. I have to say I Laughed out loud. (spell check wanted me to capitalize laughed) Just proves to me once again why I love you people....You are freakin crazy!
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this mummy existed until a little while ago. ... I'll just be going. You'll be able to find me sitting at the kiddie table, full of shame. He certainly does look toasty, though.
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There is quite a few of us who have not seen this on in the flesh or should I say wraps. Someday though......You know he would be perfect right now being all toasty.
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Even though it's quite hot over here already... But I'm sure I can put up with that. Oh, the sacrifices I make.
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Happy May 1st.......made me think of Mr the Pole.....We need him for the May"POLE" dance......
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Dammit! Oz! You beat me to it! :-) Well played! There is a reason you are the Queen.
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Well hello there Mr. the Pole...glad you could join us. Still waiting to see you in person....
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Someone needs to write a bio for Mr The Pole to go with his picture. In your 'spare time', of course guys! You know-- between shows, travel, writing, recording, promoting, answering forum questions. . . .
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Great show last night! :)
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Just saw The Pole in Decatur. Amazing job sir. :) The green is much better than the yellow I saw in a pic.
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It was my first time seeing you in Decatur, my good man. What an excellent job you did! I suppose I shouldn't be so impressed since no mattter what, I can count on the Mummies of all people to find the MOST talented musicians. But I am only human, and it still does impress me.
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I was saddened. No one would let me through to get a pic or autograph. He scurried away shortly after my multitude of attempts. *sigh*
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Not to worry. from the sounds of things there will be a next time
Emzies
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Hopefully people will let me up close to the pole...teehee
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The trick is to get him to come to you. Thought that is mush easier said than done.
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Yea..especially when you don't come up to his belly button.
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Hmm, how handy is that?
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haha Cakes. It could be very handy.
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The glow-in-the-dark looking green was pretty sexy! Ive got a couple of great shots ill put up as soon as I get to my laptop. I used "bait" to get his attention! :)
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Hi mister

Why do they call you The Pole? (Inquiring minds, and all that)

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I am with Cakes. Are you tall -- like a bean pole, slippery like a fire pole, do you rotate like a barber pole or are you of Eastern European descent - a Polish Pole? I have been waiting patiently for your bio to be added to the site but so far nothing. Inquiring minds want to know!
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