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Spazgirl
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Java
Because he's Java
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Just had to say I am diggin the ringmaster picture on the home page.
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You seen that too Yaya!!! LOL!! Oz and I seen it come flying over and landed right in front of us!!!! I touch it! I had to! At first I thought it was Eddies drumstick but his are more white in color I think. Then I realized it was Java's. I left it alone. Plus that security guard standing next to me would have made me put it back. :(
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they are really good for hitting stupid security guards on the head with. I thought it was Eddie's too but I looked up and saw he still had two. I thought it was hilarious.
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He was a good guy. Although I might have if I really wanted that stick and thought I could have gotten away with it...LOL. Dave doesnt miss a beat tho. He seen it and came and got it mins later. Before I knew it was gone. But then again the conversation after the show with Java of him miming for me to give back his stick would have been hilarious.
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That security guard got quite a bit of action that night. Damn he lit like 5 cigs. 

Spazgirl
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The photos are awesome but still getting use to them popping up at the top.
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I saw that and thought of you Hats!
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still think you should have made him earn back his drum stick in Springfield LJ.
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HI JAVA. and hi mummettes....long time since I have been on the forum. I hadn't even looked till yesterday...sorry. There is a gooood story for that tho
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wonderful pictures to look at before bed.
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So apparently you can't delete a comment...
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Now if you haven't already done so go see "Lovin Ramses" thread and read my instructions on locating a picture oogle. Now repeat these steps with an asstastic picture of Java and your night is made. All at once now ...
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This is fun Huts! I am just going to follow you around all day. Do you mind? You have good ideas today. Tuesday treating you well I see.
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You are welcome to follow me as long as you'd like. Just remember Im not shy. I am spreading my good tuesday karma around. Now ladies, if your still staring at your asstastic photo of Java and your feelin froggy give him a little slap. He wont mind. ;D
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you crack me up!
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Does Tuesday come with the pink wig?
Hatshepsut
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lol nope sorry. Tues comes with restraints and costume hehe.
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Java sir I'm gonna need to borrow ur hand. Its about to become my mouse cursor :D
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not exactly where I expected that comment to but whatever works for you ;)
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I have tears!! Too funny. I read it real slow. Wasnt sure where it was going to go. Whatever flips you bic have at it...lol
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Sorry I should have said mouse clicker huh? That would work too, but ill settle for mouse cursor
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I had fun with this picture of Java. http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz227/kwhite2830/javaco.jpg
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Nice to see you on and posting with answers to our questions. You have been very busy with all you have to do. But dont forget to stop in for some fun every now and then too. I am sure there is a word around here somewhere that can be changed to "lick". Or do you not have that control anymore? I dont think we will ever let that down. Funnest thing I have seen in a long time. :)
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Yeah I'm still laughing. Can you say MISSION.?
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You already got him back for that one didnt you, Oz? And the many others he has done to you. OK the PM joke was right up there with first place too. But the lick was just shocking lol
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Mission accomplished. Guess it is about time for another one. So Java,,,,I'm waiting...C'mon give me a reason. I dare ya..I double dare ya....
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I was asking for some fun. You are asking for some danger there, Oz. LOL Good Luck. You might stand alone on this one.
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Do you think I have ever been afraid of Java? OK maybe once or twice, but only when he is working the chains So once again I dare ya I double dare ya.....
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Java I think you need to scare the pants right off of her lol
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thats funny. I couldnt imagine being scared of Java lol =))
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lol...thats too funny! and waaaaaay to easy for Java...he needs more of a challenge :)
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Java I think you need to scare the pants right off of her lol
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Stopping by to show some lust on your new thread ;-D
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MIMPS you are right....lust is good. Made me think of a crazy movie I saw once. LUST IN THE DUST...now that has a whole new meaning to me.
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I must google this movie....lol
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It's a Western.....and hilarious. Funny story about it,but not now....
Hatshepsut
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Ummmm yes please!! Oh wait yes please do.
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Java, you think your ready for us. Its gonna be a good one. I cant wait to see the ringmaster outfit in person. We will have to compare costumes lol
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I logged on and my daughter was hanging around my computer. She got all excited about the beautiful pics of the boys at the top. I asked her to point out her favorite mummy and guess who she pointed to...? Yup, she pointed to Java and said "I like him, he's special". I have to agree ;)
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Yeah, he's special! Cute cute kid, and she's very smart!
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She is a smart kid and she's only 4, lol. She asked me the other day if I was gonna take her with me to see the mummies.
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you should think about taking her to columbus. I may take rylee to see oozie. Oh, and what kinda special is she saying java is lol
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Out of the mouth of babes....if she only knew just how "special" that Java is....He is red helmet special....
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She loves Libido Kneivel too. "Mommy, he's a super hero" He can 'rescue' me anytime, lol
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I hope I didnt grab your ass too many times at the vogue...it was like my hands had little ass grabbing minds of thier own...See you in Chatty ;)
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Holy testicle tuesday batman. I don't think I grabbed one mummy booty those three days
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Shame on you! You're gonna have to turn in your license to grab....
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4string grabbed mine enough for you and the rest of the mummies. ROFL!
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you grabbed a handfull of Java when you were getting a facefull of plantain didn't you?
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